
Paleo Bites
Matthew Donald
Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound.
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Categories: Comedy
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(image source: https://makerworld.com/en/models/767570-shantungosaurus)
Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Shantungosaurus, a big big BIG duckbilled dinosaur, and in fact the biggest non-sauropod dinosaur ever! Then again, I’m the biggest guy named Matthew who’s written a book called Megazoic. Probably, anyways. From the Late Cretaceous, this 56-foot saurolophine hadrosaurid dealt with its own Chinese version of T. rex called Zhuchengtyrannus, making it a prequel of sorts to the T. rex and Edmontosaurus dynamic of North America. That’s what the best follow-up installments of classics do; take the original characters, and put them in Asia.
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Previous episodes
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298 - Shantungosaurus, the Lizard of the Shandong Province Tue, 08 Jul 2025 - 0h
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297 - Catactegenys, the Crushing Jaw Tue, 01 Jul 2025 - 0h
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296 - Shuvuuia, the Mongolian Bird Tue, 24 Jun 2025 - 0h
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295 - Gallimimus, the Chicken Mimic Tue, 17 Jun 2025 - 0h
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294 - Enhydriodon, the Otter Tooth Tue, 10 Jun 2025 - 0h
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293 - Megantereon, the Giant Beast Tue, 03 Jun 2025 - 0h
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292 - Scleromochlus, the Hard Limb Tue, 27 May 2025 - 0h
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291 - FUCA, the First Universal Common Ancestor Tue, 20 May 2025 - 0h
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290 - Dromaeosaurus, the Running Lizard Tue, 13 May 2025 - 0h
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289 - Smok, the Polish Dragon Tue, 06 May 2025 - 0h
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288 - Dinocrocuta, the Terrible Hyena Tue, 29 Apr 2025 - 0h
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287 - Kunpengopterus, the Kunpeng Wing Tue, 22 Apr 2025 - 0h
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286 - Compsognathus, the Elegant Jaw Tue, 15 Apr 2025 - 0h
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285 - Elasmotherium, the Plated Beast Tue, 08 Apr 2025 - 0h
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284 - Homo sapiens, the Intelligent Man Tue, 01 Apr 2025 - 0h
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283 - Megalograptus, the Great Writing Tue, 25 Mar 2025 - 0h
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282 - Protoceratops, the First Horned Face Tue, 18 Mar 2025 - 0h
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281 - Appalachiosaurus, the Appalachian Lizard Tue, 11 Mar 2025 - 0h
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280 - Ceratosaurus, the Horned Lizard Tue, 04 Mar 2025 - 0h
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279 - A. anax, the Usurper of Saurophaganax Tue, 25 Feb 2025 - 0h
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278 - Temnodontosaurus, the Cutting-Tooth Lizard Tue, 18 Feb 2025 - 0h
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277 - Hippodraco, the Horse Dragon Tue, 11 Feb 2025 - 0h
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276 - Magnolia, of Great Excellence Tue, 04 Feb 2025 - 0h
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275 - Atlasaurus, the Lizard of the Titan Atlas Tue, 28 Jan 2025 - 0h
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274 - Lokiceratops, the Horned Face of Loki Tue, 21 Jan 2025 - 0h
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273 - Austroraptor, the Southern Thief Tue, 14 Jan 2025 - 0h
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272 - Heterodontosaurus, the Different-Toothed Lizard Tue, 07 Jan 2025 - 0h
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271 - Pulmonoscorpius, the Lunged Scorpion Tue, 31 Dec 2024 - 0h
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270 - Uintatherium, the Beast of the Uinta Mountains Tue, 24 Dec 2024 - 0h
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269 - Capromeryx, the Dwarf Pronghorn Tue, 17 Dec 2024 - 0h
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268 - Psittacosaurus, the Parrot Lizard Tue, 10 Dec 2024 - 0h
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267 - Domeykodactlyus, the Finger of the Cordillera Domeyko Tue, 03 Dec 2024 - 0h
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266 - Pentaceratops, the Five-Horned Face Tue, 26 Nov 2024 - 0h
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265 - Notharctus, the False Bear Tue, 19 Nov 2024 - 0h
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264 - Caihong, the Crested Rainbow Tue, 12 Nov 2024 - 0h
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263 - Thalassodromeus, the Ocean Runner Tue, 05 Nov 2024 - 0h
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262 - Diabloceratops, the Devil Horned Face Tue, 29 Oct 2024 - 0h
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261 - Alpkarakush, of the Kyrgyz Mythical Bird Tue, 22 Oct 2024 - 0h
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260 - Gillicus, the Gilled One Tue, 15 Oct 2024 - 0h
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259 - Udanoceratops, the Horned Face of Udan Sayr Tue, 08 Oct 2024 - 0h
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258 - Anteosaurus, the Lizard of the Mythical Giant Antaios Tue, 01 Oct 2024 - 0h
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257 - Dakotadon, the Tooth of the Dakota Region Tue, 24 Sep 2024 - 0h
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256 - Quinkana, the Spirit of Gugu-Yalanji Folklore Tue, 17 Sep 2024 - 0h
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255 - Dusicyon, the Falkland Islands Wolf Tue, 10 Sep 2024 - 0h
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254 - Gremlin, the Gremlin Tue, 03 Sep 2024 - 0h
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253 - Eryops, the Drawn-Out Face Tue, 27 Aug 2024 - 0h
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252 - Kaprosuchus, the Boar Crocodile Tue, 20 Aug 2024 - 0h
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251 - Camelops, the Camel Face Tue, 13 Aug 2024 - 0h
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250 - Oncorhynchus rastrosus, the Saber-toothed Salmon Tue, 06 Aug 2024 - 0h
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249 - Macrauchenia, the Long Llama Tue, 30 Jul 2024 - 0h