The Archers Omnibus Collection

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Comece a sua avaliação gratuita em shopify.com. 01:05 You're listening to The Archers Omnibus from BBC Radio 4. 01:26 I just put the last dishwasher load on, Robert. Raja was very complimentary about your smoked salmon and scrambled eggs, by the way. 01:36 Ah, they're a sweet couple. 01:39 Robert! O quê? Oh, sorry, Lindy, I was miles away. 01:44 Oh, I noticed. What's the matter? The website. Got a new review in from Diane. Oh, no. Doesn't make for pretty reading, unfortunately. People can be so vitriolic on that. Well, that's the thing, it isn't. She's remarkably measured, which means we've got to be particularly careful in how we respond, if we respond. Well, what's she saying, exactly? 02:06 Sadly, the beauty of Ambridge Hall's surroundings and the well-presented rooms can't make up for the shocking quality of the service. What? Linda and Robert may have years of experience under their belt, but they are well past their prime and subject their guests to unreasonable erratic behaviour when given constructive feedback. Oh, não need for that last bit. It's poetry compared to some of the things you come across. 02:34 And when you consider the circumstances... Anyway, chin up, Lindy. Bank holiday next week, remember? 02:42 And that sounded like a booking to me. 02:47 What? It's from Brookfield. Oh. 02:51 They've sent... They've sent us an invoice... 02:57 Alright Lily, não at the cricket You'll want to talk Rex, vice-captain Well, they'll have to manage without both of us I've got to do some maintenance on the arcs You here to see your mum? 03:07 Yeah, Vince is doing his Sunday lunch Top side of beef, his speciality Well, really I'm here to make sure that mum takes a proper day off Oh, you should take her for a walk She's not a dog Rex You know what I mean, it's a lovely day I was just saying the same to Fallon Fallon? 03:25 Yeah, I thought it was a bit odd 03:27 Isn't she starting the new job tomorrow? 03:29 I wouldn't, no. Still, if your workplace is as beautiful as this, maybe you don't mind spending your downtime here? 03:35 Yeah. 03:36 She's having a long walk round the grounds, celebrating not being in the ball doing Sunday lunch. Between you and me, I don't think the atmosphere is great at Woodbine. She's probably doing anything she can to get out of the house. 03:48 Sorry, I'm going to be late for lunch. I'll see you later. 03:51 Yeah. 03:56 I've been looking at our accounts. It's not just the invoice, Lindy. That's entirely manageable. 04:02 More buts? 04:03 Yes. We're going to have to refund Diane and her husband. 04:08 And I think we should accept that news travels fast. We might not have the bookings we normally expect. 04:14 Bom, é tudo bem. Um tem que se tighten uma vez em uma vez. Nós podemos cancelar a January Salzburg trip para começar. É um bom ideia. É o resultado, pelo menos. Deixa eu beber um café. 04:27 Você está bem, Lindy? 04:28 Of course, why wouldn't I be? What do you say? I mean, what use is there in breaking down? It feels like that's all I've been doing for weeks. Well, it's not something to be ashamed of. I never said it was. 04:41 It still doesn't sit right with me. What? This invoice. We've cooperated every second of the police investigation. You went through hell last week. 04:52 I don't know, it feels like David and Ruth are rubbing our faces in it somehow. I know that sounds unfair, but... Yes, it does. 04:59 We have to take responsibility, Robert. You help me to see that. 05:03 And look at the itemisation. Disposal fees for the fallen stock, vet's bills. There's nothing there that's unreasonable. 05:10 Yes, you're right, of course. It's the phrasing of the email as well, I suppose. Dear Linda and Robert, please see attached invoice for additional costs, which is due for payment 22nd of the 9th, 2026. Sincerely, Brookfield Farm. 05:27 What did you want them to say? Kind regards. We understand that this is a challenging time. Robert, it's just so cold. It's professional. 05:37 Tchau, tchau. 05:57 Let's be honest, you and David have had your ups and downs in the past, but I've always felt that your... Frank exchange of views. Thank you. I've always felt that it came from a place of warmth and respect. 06:12 Now it seems we're in new territory. 06:14 Well, we were in new territory from the moment we discovered that Monty had attacked those sheep. 06:22 Yes. 06:23 You're right. Our position in Ambridge is a privilege. We need to continue to prove that we're worthy of it. And then, perhaps some good can come out of this horrible situation. 06:44 Oi, Fallon. É uma boa noite, não é? Sim, eu acho que é. 06:50 Eu já fiz a treetop walk, não é isso? Não. E eu fiz uma detourada em um clareiro. É um lindo espaço, e eu pensava, isso é um evento de criação para um evento. A small-scale musica, talvez? Ou um evento de criação com o fogo com o fogo. Você tem esse woodturner em Pennehasset. 07:10 Ele é um grande. Fallon. I don't actually work here, remember? I've just been having lunch with Mum. 07:16 Yeah, of course. Sorry, got a bit carried away there. No, no, it's fine. 07:22 Actually, Lily, could I be really cheeky? 07:26 Okay. I'm parked down by Rex's pigs and my feet are killing me. 07:31 Do you want a lift? I've walked miles further than I thought I would. Is that okay? 07:35 Yeah, sure. I wanted to drop in on Rex anyway. Ah, you're a star, thank you. 07:44 Você ainda está lá? 07:46 Sim, parece que eu tenho sido em uma chair toda a dia. Mas, eu acho que eu tenho sido parte da parte. É muito bom. Bem, eu estou tendo um de mais melhores dias. Eu estou procurando como responde a essa revue. A lovely Diane. Eu estou quase perguntando se é melhor para ir embora. Você está? Sim, eu tenho sido em um jogo long enough para saber que todo mundo recebe uma revue de uma revue. 08:10 Well, this is a bit more than a bad review, Robert. She basically implied that we're senile. Not operating at our best, perhaps. Past our prime is the phrase she used, I believe. We did turf her out onto the street. 08:24 I turfed her out. No, we did. 08:27 When it comes to the B&B, we are as one. 08:31 Thank you. 08:34 Robert, I really regret how I handled the whole situation. Make no mistake, she needed to be sent a clear message, and the way she spoke to you was appalling, but I took things too far. I didn't really process what I'd done straight away. I was still in the police station, I think. O humilhamento, o medo de Monty, e então ouvir ela falar sobre ele como isso. Sim, é interessante. 09:00 Mas não é uma excusa. 09:02 Não há dúvida de Monty, você sabe, no review. Se ela realmente queria ficar com a knife in, ela poderia ter feito. É verdade. 09:08 Talvez você está certo, então. É um review, Leave Well Alone. 09:14 Oh, foi que você? Sim, sim. 09:18 É, B&B Owners Group, eu vou olhar para ele later. Não, não, espera um minuto, nós estamos taggados. 09:26 Oh, não. 09:29 O que? Bom, é só um review, mas em cinco... Sorry, seis diferentes sites. Oh, Robert. 09:41 I've been boring poor Lily, senseless about my plans Rex I'm a bit of a one track mind at the moment Don't be silly Fallon, it's fine To be honest, I think now that the dust's settled Mum and Kenton are relieved to get rid of me There's only so many times you can hear the same crook bar and pitch and nod and smile. 09:59 Well, I guess they're sort of Lower Locksley's target demographic. 10:03 Well, maybe. Though Mum was moaning when she found out how much the workshops will cost. 10:08 But you've got to make a profit. 10:09 Yeah, that's what I told her. And other events won't cost as much. Elizabeth's keen to get some younger folk in through the door at Lower Locksley as well. 10:19 Anyway, I'm heading to the tea room for a latte. Do you want to join me? Oh. 10:25 Sorry, Fallon. I'm still sorting the pigs. 10:27 How about you, Lily? 10:30 I don't know. I think I'd better head home, actually. I've just taken on the flower and produce show, so I've got stuff to sort for that. You're brave. 10:39 Well, you never know. A coffee and a scone might give you some inspiration. 10:42 Yeah, maybe. 10:45 OK, well, another time then. See you both. Bye, Fallon. 10:50 Are you OK? 10:53 Sorry? Come on, Lily. You looked like a rabbit in the headlights whenever Fallon was talking. What's going on? 11:00 Nothing. 11:01 Ah, yeah. Yeah, it looked like nothing. 11:04 I can't. You're all too close. All the more reason for me to know what I'm dealing with. All right. 11:13 I do this Argentine tango class. Okay. I do this class, and Harrison was there... There was some mix-up with taekwondo. Anyway, that doesn't matter. So he's got a new hobby, and that's good. Okay, if you're just going to interrupt me, Rex... Sorry. 11:29 Anyway, we ended up partnered, dancing together, and we had a good time, so we worked for a few drinks afterwards. 11:38 Right. 11:38 And then, while we were at the bar... You saw him with someone else? Not exactly. I... 11:50 Eu era o someone else. 11:53 Você? 11:54 Nós kissed. Nós kissedemos uma vez e não tinha acontecido. Não tinha acontecido. Nós só tínhamos. 12:03 Que era isso. Mas é legal. Eu não sei. Mas não tinha acontecido. Por favor, não me veja assim. 12:12 É apenas um mês que... Eu sei. 12:15 E o que aconteceu, você sabe, depois? 12:18 Nada, nós apenas voltamos, separadamente. 12:21 E você não falou, ou... 12:24 Não even a mensagem. 12:26 Então, do seu ponto de vista, o que foi... Nós dançamos, nós kissedos, foi mutual, foi... É muito legal. Oh, Lillie. 12:40 E eu estava lá, nodindo e sorprendendo ao Fallon's winter fair thing. 12:46 E Alice não conhece nada, Rex. O que? Bem, obviamente. Como eu disse, você está tudo bem. 12:52 Então isso é meu secretar agora, não é? 12:54 Sim. 12:56 Great. 13:03 Olá. 13:05 Ah, você deve ser George. 13:07 Sim. 13:09 O que é isso? Eu não estou lá, am I? Eu estou lá no time, por meu watch. Conrad Mahoney. Eu sou o Executivo. Basicamente, eu sou o Deputado. Muito obrigado. Obrigado por ter me levado. Claro, não problemo. É isso que você parou em o staff car park? Sim. Sim, eles são custom jobs. Tem uma motosport preparação na industrial estate near Holliton. Eles fazem todas as coisas. Você não quer ir para o 4-0 para o trabalho. Exatamente. 13:35 Eles são inteligentes. Eu posso dar o seu número. Eu não estou dirigindo agora. 13:41 Bem, quando você está. Obrigado. Bem, vamos ter que ir. Cheat e Greg vai estar aqui soon. Eles são meus juniores. Se você não pode encontrar me por nada, encontrar eles. Eu estou colocando você no light duties. Você sabe, answering o telefone, meet e greve, que tipo de coisa. Bill me disse sobre o seu risco, então eu vou tentar manter o seu risco. É tudo bem básico, eu acho. É tudo bem. 14:03 Wait a sec, you do social media, don't you? Like Amber. Our styles are quite different, but yeah. Yeah, I saw some of your stuff for the Borchester show. Impressive. Oh, thanks. Alright, well, maybe you can give us a hand with the online listings. Follow me. 14:22 Oh, Rex. Brought you a tea. 14:27 Oh, thanks. What are you doing up? I thought you'd wrangled a day off. 14:33 It's nine o'clock. You're meant to be working from home. 14:37 Exactly. Working from home, Martha with Chris. 14:41 Oh, Alice, Alice. 14:42 Oh, oops. 14:43 Well, I guess I'm on the bed now. 14:46 What a shame. 14:49 Oh, I meant to say, Valentex last night, she said she'd seen you up at Lower Locksley. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I should message her now, actually. Wish her luck on her first day. Oh, oh, what's this? 15:01 What? 15:02 Miss Calls from Tom. 15:04 Five. 15:05 Oh, I was sleeping well. Do you mind? 15:08 No, no, of course. I left my tea downstairs anyway. 15:11 Oh, oh, you could bring us up a few of those pastries. They're in the fridge. And would madam like anything else? No. A funny man. Oh, sorry, not you Tom. 15:20 No, that's alright, I've been called worse. Thanks for calling back, sorry about the spam. 15:23 No, no, it's my fault, I overslept. 15:28 Não, eu não. Mas se ele é no trato ou combine, ele não vai ouvir o seu telefone. Ou seja, se é mesmo com ele. 15:34 Honestamente, isso me drives me in Cape Mad. Nós temos um monte de gravel aqui. O que foi lançado esse dia. Bom, eu say lançado. Eles só foram lançados no meio da yardagem. Eu não posso acreditar. Isso é exatamente o que aconteceu last ano passado. Eu, para ser honesto, a bridge farm foi no address, mas eu acho que o postcode é a home farm. 15:49 Gravel? 15:49 Parece ser um grande order também. 15:52 Ah, caravans. Sorry? Não, não, não. Não, não. 15:57 Tchau, tchau. Tchau, tchau. Tchau, tchau. 16:18 Jorge, você tem um seco? Sim, sim. Tudo bem? Sim, tudo bem? Eu já estava assistindo o primeiro lot de shots para os livros. Você está vivendo a sua reputação. Você realmente capturou o carácter dos carros. Gostei que você goste de eles. E o copo de draft? De um dos outros perguntar você para fazer isso? 16:38 Não, eu tive uma espécie de 10 minutos, eu pensei que eu ia dar uma olhada, não é? Não, não é mesmo, apenas me perguntar na próxima vez. Sim. Bem, é muito bom, precisa de um pouco do Gordon's House, obviamente, mas para a primeira tentativa, bom. Obrigado. 16:57 Então, eu quero que você observe a sale. 16:59 Para real? 17:00 Sim, eu quero que você tenha atenção para a palavra observa. Don't run before you can walk. I've just started with a client now. He's on a work call. 17:10 Actually, he's coming back. 17:13 OK, Mr Gibson? 17:14 I told you before, Conrad. 17:17 Call me Martin. Of course, Martin. Is it OK if one of our trainees sits in on this next bit? 17:25 Yes. 17:26 Yes, that's fine. Wonderful. Shall we make a start? 17:33 Você foi um pouco. 17:33 Não, não. Não, não. 17:35 Não, não. Não, não. Não, não. Não, não. Não, não. Não, não. Eles disseram que eles vão voltar amanhã. Mas foi como a gente de sangra a carne. Todos os anos de negociação com a Price Bauman. Você diria que eu faria melhor. Mas você não pode barter com a job's worth. O que você está barterando com, não? Não, não, não. Mas não, não, não. Mas não, não, não. 17:52 Mas não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. Não, não, não. 18:02 I can't afford to take hours out sorting this. 18:05 And you won't need to. Rex can move it. 18:07 Can I? 18:08 Oh, brains haven't worked out, so we're just going to have to rely on the brawn. Oh, thanks very much. 18:14 You're all right with this, Rex? 18:16 It's your tractor, Tom. I think I can cope with taking the risk, given the circumstances. 18:22 Then I'm happy to help. 18:24 I'll get you sorted out with the digger, thanks. Both of you. 18:27 No problem. 18:27 Will you be at the Battling Bulls social tomorrow night? I'll buy you both a drink. 18:31 I've got Martha so I can't come, but Rex should be there. 18:34 I'll see. 18:35 I'm giving you an out from childcare. Honestly, what's he like? 18:38 Well, if you are there, the drinks are on me. 18:41 Thanks. Don't worry, Rex. I'll be demanding payback from my father. These caravans are causing so much chaos. They've not even arrived yet. 18:52 Então, há um monte de barriga de barriga, entre dois e dois anos. Eu vou te dar mais detalhes depois. Ah, e se você estiver desculpado com o color, vamos ter uma versão de mapas na semana, então eu vou reservar isso para você. Eu vou te dar uma olhada, Martin. Oh, obrigado. 19:07 Oh, perfect timing. O boss, você está bem aqui, Jorge? 19:11 Sim, claro. 19:12 Fábio, tudo bem, Bill? 19:16 Oh, oh, George. Trainee car salesman now, eh? Not really, Martin. I'm just odd-jobbing for Bill while my wrist heals. The risks of being a farmhand. 19:27 Too right. This is my first day. They've got you observing the head of sales. They must see something in you. It's a bit more than just odd-jobbing. Yeah, I suppose. You know, I'm a bit disappointed by the trim level. 19:40 Still, that's a risk of an over-the-phone consultation. Bill can be very convincing. Tell me about it. He's usually spot on. Consultation with Bill, dot the eyes in person with one of his team. Esse momento, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não, não. 20:11 Quando Bill pitched this to me, I heard the word sport and got excited. 20:16 Right, you thought you were getting sports trim and comfort, not instead of. Yeah. And that's the problem with these performance models. Now, you see that one? That may be more what you're after. 20:28 Ooh, it's a matte colour too. No need to wait until next week. There you go, win-win. Thank you, George. 20:38 E, claro, é um tipo de apologia, mas o Dad can never quite bring himself to do it properly. Of course. Oh, mas, get this, he's going to cook you and me a romantic dinner to make up for interrupting our day together. What? You didn't say yes. Well, he didn't give me much choice. I did manage not to commit to a date, so, you know, it could be next week, next month, next year. 21:00 Oh, that's our Valentine's plan sorted then. 21:02 Never say I don't treat you. 21:04 Zero seven on the turntable, rose petals on the bed and your octogenarian dad maitrede-ing in a Jilly Cooper apron. 21:10 Hey, you could serenade us. Anyway, you're confident I might have traded you in by then. 21:18 Oh, really? Might brawn up your brains. Oh, Rex! That's better. 21:27 I was a bit worried about you earlier. 21:29 Sim. Sim, sim, eu. Mas tudo bem agora? Sim, sim, eu espero. 21:35 Ok. 21:36 Você não pode controlar outras pessoas, você? Não significa que é sua problema. 21:41 Mesmo se é um monte de gravação? 21:43 Isso é o que importa. O que é agora e agora. 21:45 Muito bem. 21:49 Talvez um pouco de psicologia. 21:51 Ah, yeah, Mum was a Trisha fan back in the day. 21:54 Well, makes sense. Oh, well, if we're living in the here and now, can you do something about your aroma? Tom's tractor cab does you no favours. 22:05 What, not a fan of my manly musk? 22:07 Oh, never say that again. 22:09 I'll jump in the shower. 22:10 OK, and maybe I'll join you. 22:15 I've got to be honest, Martin, we were all a bit surprised by your choice. Bill was very exacting as to the sort of thing you wanted. 22:21 Well, sometimes an impulse buy is no bad thing. 22:24 True. 22:26 Now, here are the warranty options I was telling you about earlier. There's going to be differences because the car's changed. I'll give you a few minutes to read it all through, but I'll stick around in case you need to ask anything. 22:38 Here's your coffee, Martin. 22:40 You all right there, George? 22:41 Yeah, fine, just... 22:45 Sorry, Conrad, sorry. 22:48 There you go, Martin. It's fine, George, it's fine. You just sit down. 22:51 There's only a few splashes. I'll give you the number for my dry cleaners, Conrad. Thanks, Martin. Well, now that we've all put carry-on coffee behind us, we can return to the matter at hand. Eu não esperava perguntar sobre o título, mas plug-in hybrid? Sim. Eu não percebo isso. Eu especificamente pedi-se por self-charging. 23:12 As eu disse, nós estamos todos um pouco surpreendido por sua escolha, mas você é o customer, Martin. Você sabe best. Não tem nenhum self-charging model aqui? Eu mostrei um earlier. 23:20 Ah, sim. No comfort memory seating. Gordon's isn't what it used to be. 23:26 I suggested the plug-in, Conrad. Because of the seating. Right. Thanks, George. I didn't realise you had a preference for the charging type. 23:33 I guess I thought a hybrid's a hybrid. Yeah, just because I want the latest tech doesn't mean I want the responsibility of figuring out how to use it. 23:42 Still, it drove very well and George was right about the seats. So, look, let me just pop over to the car again. Have a little think. 23:49 Very good, Martin. 23:51 Back in a moment... 23:53 Do you think he'll go for it? Hard to say. Martin's quite the canny operator when he wants to be. 23:59 I'm not going to lie, George. You might have lost us this sale. But he really didn't sound keen on the other model. Yes, but I could have talked him round. There are times for improvisation, George, and times to go by the book. We were just chatting. I weren't trying to undermine you. Sure, I know. 24:14 É o seu risco tudo bem? Eu nunca pedi que você faça os drinks em sua condição. Eu estou tudo bem. Eu estou desculpando, Conrad. Eu estava tentando chmooze ele um pouco, você sabe? É tudo bem. Mas você tem que lembrar que tudo isso acontece, Jorge. Desde o momento que o cliente entrou no showroom, o sale é live. Você não pode perder. Sim, sim, eu estou dizendo. Eu estou realmente desculpando. E eu quero que você não seja desculpando. Eu posso ver seu potencial, Jorge. E Martin pode voltar e dizer sim. Eu espero que ele vai, porque o plug-in é mais caro. 24:45 Mas, para agora, o que eu preciso de você é muito ativo, não tentar provar você. Lembra o que eu disse antes? Não... Não... Não... Não... before I can walk. 24:57 Gente, eu tenho uma decisão. Eu estou indo com o plug-in hybrid. Oh, excelente. 25:05 Bom dia, Jorge. 25:12 Tchau, tchau. 25:29 Sorry, Lily, I cut you off. Is the flower and produce causing you grief, then? 25:33 Well, it's a bit sensitive, actually. Linda's meant to be one of the judges. 25:37 Yeah, that's tough. What with everything going on with Monty at the moment? 25:41 Exactly. So is this really the right time for her to front a village event? 25:45 Or what public pushback, you mean? 25:47 Eu estou pensando em ela. Ah. 25:49 Just ask her, Lily. Eu reckon que isso vai fazer ela bem. Comunidade eventos são como um therapy para Linda. 25:55 Sim. 25:56 Eu vou continuar dizendo que você deveria ficar com isso mesmo, não estressa-se. Você tem que divertir. O que você acha, Rex? 26:04 Ah, não é minha vida, Fallon. Lily sabe o que é certo para ela. 26:08 Que é outra drink, depois que eu terminei esse. 26:10 Sorry, isso é Q. Oh, nós temos que ter sorte, mate. Você vai para isso. O que você tem que ter feito? O que você tem que ter feito? 26:16 Um, well, there they all are. Oh, we've got this new one, Waterley Sunset. Back to you? 26:21 Yeah, perfect, thanks. My mate would have appreciated that. He lives in Waterley Cross. 26:25 Oh, not with you then? 26:27 He's meant to be. I just sat down when I got a text from him saying his three-year-old's throwing up, so it looks like I am on my own. 26:34 Wow, gosh, we can't have that, can we? 26:36 You said you were both fine for drinks? Yeah, yeah, thanks for the offer, though. We'd better be getting these back to our table, actually. 26:41 Uh, I'll... . . . . . 27:06 Lily, eu estou bem com isso. Mas você pode comprar me o próximo. Conrad. Você não conhece muitos Conrads. 5h80, você está listo? 27:16 Sim, obrigado. 27:19 Por favor, você tem que ir para a mesa. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. 27:24 Há um tempo. Há um tempo. Há um tempo. 27:33 Holly, você tem que ser gentil com mim, lembra? 27:36 Holly! 27:37 Oh, Holly! Holly, here you go, here you go. That's it. 27:41 Oh, thanks, Linda. 27:43 There we are. Good girl. Let's get you back to George. 27:47 Sorry, stupid wrist. 27:49 She's having fun, isn't she? Here you go. 27:52 That was naughty, Holly, eh? I am so sorry, Linda. I completely understand if you didn't want anything to do with dogs for a while. 28:00 Oh, it was ten seconds, George. And on the contrary, those ten seconds made me feel better than I have in days. Yes, that's right, yes. 28:11 Kira told me that it's all been kicking off online. 28:15 Bem, muito. 28:17 Mas é por isso que as gestores como Clary's card e flowers significam muito. Eu olho em cada dia em cada dia. 28:24 Me ajuda a lembrar que não todo mundo em cada dia hates nós. 28:28 Ninguém hates você, Linda. Bem, ninguém que importa. Eu sou um dog owner e uma família de sheep farmers. Isso é muito por todo mundo envolvido. 28:37 Obrigado, George. 28:38 Eu vou levar Holly up Hayden-Rise para assistir a sunset. Você quiser joinha? 28:47 Do you think your mate was trying to set us up? 28:49 Oh, Fallon? 28:51 Maybe. 28:53 Is that a problem? 28:54 Well, I'm available. 28:56 That's not what I asked. 28:58 Let's not get ahead of ourselves, eh? 29:01 I suppose it's sweet. Fallon's interest. It does sort of make me feel like one of the Bennet sisters, though. Being presented to a suitor. Oh, my... Fallon. She thinks I can't see her. 29:14 What's she doing? 29:16 Nothing, really. Looking over without looking over. 29:19 Oh, the classic... 29:21 Eu não posso ser cross com ela. 29:23 Ela é nova, então eu acho que ela está vivendo vicaria. Ah, certo. 29:30 Anyway, you were saying that you've taken on George Grundy at work? 29:34 Yes. I didn't really know what I was going to get, to be honest. Of course, he and Amber were the talk of the dealership a year ago. Bill and Anne-Marie were pretty hacked off when they got together. But no, he's good. Very enthusiastic. He has this knack for snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, which, as you know, isn't a bad thing in sales. 29:53 Sounds like George. I think Amber's done him good. I've hung out with her a couple of times, actually. Oh. 29:58 Nós não vejamos muito de ela. Bem, eu acho que o Gordons findam que difícil. 30:02 Vocês estão perto? 30:04 Sim, eu acho, considero que eles são meus bosses. Eu já vejo um deles alguns times. Você deve ver isso, Lily. É um problema. 30:12 Well, I grew up in a stately home, so... Oh, sorry. 30:18 Oh, don't be, don't be. Lady of the manor, eh? 30:21 Well, no, not really. Well, kind of. It's a long story. 30:26 Well, you can tell me once I'm back from the gents. 30:29 Oh, OK. Not scared you off, have I? No. 30:34 Então, como é? 30:35 Fallon, você me scared. 30:36 Oh, sorry. Mas você é obviamente distraído, que significa... Ah, eu não sei. Não, não é? Você é muito bom, Fallon. 30:43 Ele é muito, bem company. Eu do like ele. Eu acho que eu estou fazendo um idiota de mim hoje. 30:49 Bom, então, você vai ser melhor em outra noite. Ask him for his number. 30:54 O que você acha, Rex? Eu estou ficando com isso. 30:57 Eu não sei. 30:57 O que você tem que perder? O que você tem que perder? 31:03 Ok, fine, I'm doing this. I mean, he can only say no, can't he? 31:13 I love coming up here. You can see all our land. Well, Oliver's land. 31:18 Either way, it looks gorgeous in the sunset. Thank you for the invitation, George. 31:24 No problem. 31:25 Honey really loves it up here, doesn't she? She does. Monty was the same. 31:32 They're going to the police station again tomorrow. Drop off some of his special toys. 31:38 How do you choose what to take, though? I don't know. And all I can think about is how I've let him down. Perhaps I should have fought for him more. Perhaps court was the right thing, if I was serious about his innocence. 31:51 But he weren't innocent, Linda. 31:54 But death, George. That's what Monty's potentially facing... Se ele é um sujeito para re-homing, por aceitar essa cautela, eu talvez tenha sentado ele para o seu death. 32:07 Mas é só uma possibilidade, não. 32:08 Mas você está admitindo que é uma possibilidade? 32:10 Olha, eu não estou pretendendo que tudo vai ser bem. Você e Robert might ter que face isso. E eu posso apenas imaginar o que isso vai ficar para você. 32:19 Mas não é certeza. Não, eu acho que é o que eu acho que é difícil de bear. 32:26 O que é? 32:27 Sim. Bem, eu sei como isso. 32:28 Sim. 32:29 Claro que você tem, George. Eu não me lembro de que eu não me lembro. Bem, não exatamente. Lembra quando Bartleby foi putado? Oh, eu estava aware. Terribly sad para você. Ele foi awful. Ele foi meu último link com o great-grandpa. Direito, tipo... Sim, eu sei que. E eu lutava e lutava com todos para manter ele vivo até que eu saia. Só que eu pudessei ver ele novamente. Sim. Eu sabia que não era certo, mas... 32:59 Knowing that he went surrounded by family, that were the biggest comfort. 33:04 But I had to accept I weren't going to be part of that step on his journey. 33:09 All the same. You had your family there with Bartleby at the end. 33:14 I don't know who's dealing with Monty. You can't trust someone you don't know. 33:21 Who's been dealing with your case? 33:23 Harrison. 33:24 Do you trust him? 33:25 Yes. Yes, I suppose I do. 33:27 Now you go then. 33:29 E eu vou dizer isso novamente, a morte não é o único resultado aqui. Estou hopeful. 33:35 Sim, muito. 33:38 Eu preciso confiar o sistema, não é? É o que você está dizendo. 33:42 Isso é um fato de ficar com a grandeza, mas sim, você diz. 33:47 E eu acho que nós teríamos feito meses de incertidência com a court case. 33:50 Há anos, provavelmente. 33:52 And all that time, poor Monty stuck in police custody, away from his family, just to end up in the place we're in now. Worse, because we would have put ourselves and Monty through all that trauma. 34:05 You're doing the right thing, Linda. I know I don't feel like it right now, but you are. 34:10 Are you OK, Lily? 34:17 Yeah, fine. 34:19 Well, except you're shivering. 34:21 O que você está fazendo aqui? Mãe calledi. 34:24 Muito? 34:25 Bem, se fosse que muito de uma emergência, você teria ido para Loura Loxley. 34:30 Ok, fine. Eu estou escondendo. 34:34 Eu estava achando Fallon um pouco... Intense. E eu sei que isso é unfair de dizer, given... Tudo? 34:42 Sim. 34:43 Mas você tem que admitir, Rex, ela foi um ano ontem. 34:47 Ela foi um pouco. 34:50 I've done my check-in, been the good friend. 34:53 And? Any explanations? 34:55 Nothing to do with Harrison, apparently. She was just spreading the love. 34:59 What? 35:00 Oh, I think that might make me feel worse. 35:03 So, what happened with Conrad? 35:10 You're nursing that pint, Conrad? 35:12 I can get another one in if you want. 35:14 Oh, no, no, sorry. I should have put that better. I just wanted to make sure that you were OK. 35:19 Why wouldn't I be? 35:20 Well, she'll be back, Lily, I'm sure. 35:22 I don't think she will be. I'm taking it as a sign that my letting down gently routine needs a bit of work. 35:30 Oh, I just thought that you were OK. 35:32 Lily's great, really great, but she's not really my type. 35:37 OK, well, who is your type? Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... Hum... 36:06 Then I'm going to take that gracefully as my cue to leave. 36:10 No, Conrad, seriously, don't go on my account, please. 36:13 I'm not, I've got an early start tomorrow. 36:16 Really? 36:17 Night, Fallon. 36:18 Night. 36:20 Oh. 36:21 Keep smiling. 36:28 Fundei a Ornota em 2013. Fabricamos o vestuário para ciclistas. Para mim, a melhor parte da Shopify é a possibilidade de gerirmos o negócio mesmo não tendo conhecimentos técnicos. Conseguimos gerir tudo, do back-end ao front-end e fazer vendas online, sem complicações. Se a Shopify fosse um equipamento de ciclismo, eu diria que seria a própria bicicleta. É aquilo que nos permite chegar onde queremos. É na Shopify que gerimos o nosso negócio. Comece a sua avaliação gratuita em shopify.com. 36:59 Olá, Greg Jenner aqui. Eu sou a host do You're Dead to Me, a BBC comedy show que faz história seriamente. Em cada episódio, eu pairo um topista com uma fantástica com uma fantástica com uma fantástica, e temos uma conversa interessante sobre um assunto diferente do mundo histórico. E em esta nova série, nós começamos com uma viagem épica através da história de Homer, Iliad e The Odyssey. E isso é com o Kael Smith-Bino. 37:21 And then we'll be learning about Francis Galton and the racist, discredited pseudoscience of eugenics with Desiree Birch. We'll meet many medieval saints in their bone boxes with Rachel Parris. So if that sounds like your sort of thing, listen to You're Dead to Me wherever you get your podcasts. 37:37 Thank you. Bye. 37:41 Fundei a Ornota em 2013 e fabricamos vestuário para ciclistas. Para mim, a melhor parte da Shopify é a possibilidade de gerirmos o negócio mesmo não tendo conhecimentos técnicos. Conseguimos gerir tudo, do back-end ao front-end e fazer vendas online, sem complicações. Se a Shopify fosse um equipamento de ciclismo, eu diria que seria a própria bicicleta. É aquilo que nos permite chegar onde queremos. É na Shopify que gerimos o nosso negócio. Comece a sua avaliação gratuita em shopify.com. 38:14 Goodbye, Lily. 38:16 Bye. 38:17 Oh, dear. 38:19 Everything all right, Lindy? 38:22 No, I'm afraid it isn't, Robert. 38:25 Who was on the phone? Lily, with some details about the flour and produce show that I am supposed to be judging next month. 38:33 Oh, I didn't realise... 38:35 No, I just have no memory of ever saying yes. 38:40 I must have done. At some point, mustn't I? 38:42 Ah. 38:44 So, what did you say to Lily? Well, I couldn't tell her the truth, could I? I just said it was too much for me in the circumstances. It's good, good. Oh, but Robert, I feel absolutely wretched. She was very understanding, of course. Well, that was nice of her. Perhaps I should call her back. I mean, it's only for a few hours, isn't it? No, Lindy. Leonard and Tony are running a repair stall there, somewhere where people can get maintenance for their odds and ends free of charge. I mean, if they can afford to be so charitable, then surely... Lindy, listen to me. 39:15 You are the most charitable person I have ever met. You've done more than your fair share over the years, haven't you? Sim, mas, poor Lily, there's so much... It won't hurt them to manage without you on this occasion. 39:28 Yes. 39:29 Yes, you're right. And Lily is a most efficient young person. 39:33 Almost as efficient as you. 39:35 Well, I don't feel it today, I'm afraid. 39:37 No, neither do I. Today was always going to be hard. 39:44 Handing over Monty's possessions. So many memories. 39:48 Perhaps Harrison will be supervising. Well, here's hoping. Did you find Squirrel? Yes, Squirrel's pride of place. I'm about to take everything out of the car. Do you mind if I have a last look through? 40:01 Of course, you read my mind. And we should drop in at the shop to get some extra dog treats. Of course. One last time. 40:12 Another satisfied customer. He's a character, isn't he, Martin? Certainly is. You seem to have the knack with him, though. 40:19 Er, well, we go back a bit, see? I didn't want to mention it the other day, in case you thought I got lucky. 40:25 Ah, I was wondering if he knew you. Maybe luck was on your side on Monday. George, having a relationship with our customer base is very important. Never feel you have to hide it. 40:36 E eu disse o que eu disse sobre a commission, por favor. Eu vou perguntar. Não por esse salão, mas você tem que provee a mim que você pode fazer coisas por um livro. 40:46 Jorge, só responde. Sorry, eu esqueci, eu não estou na farm. Você precisa poder ouvir isso sobre a máquina. Eu sei que Amber está chegando, e eu não quero você esquecer algo importante. 40:56 Não, é minha irmã. Ela está me escondendo esses mensagens que ela quer me enviar para uma amiga dela. Eles têm um grande bust-up e ela fica muito ansiosa sobre a textura. Eu não sei porque ela me envia eles. 41:07 Porque você é seu irmão, Jorge. Mas não em companhia tempo. Não, claro. 41:13 Vamos, eu acho que eu espiarei um outro cliente. Vamos ver se nós podemos restarei seu entusiasmo. 41:18 Oh... David Linda We saw your invoice You'll be getting the payment well within the 30 days Thank you It's appreciated I was just buying some treats for Monty We're taking some of his favourite toys over to the police station today I see Have you heard anything more about his rehoming? 41:50 No We're, of course, hoping he can be rehomed. 41:54 Well, I'm sure the authorities will do what's best for everybody. We'll see. 41:59 Afternoon, Bows. Oh, hi, Martin. Just taking the new ride for a quick spin. I feel ten years younger. Lumber support? That's what it's all about when you get to our age, isn't it? I'd better be going. 42:10 Bye, Linda. 42:11 Take care. 42:14 She's looking quite pale, isn't she? Ela é a polícia station. Ela é uma coisa para Monty. 42:20 É um bom negócio. 42:22 O que não é? Não é fácil. 42:27 Eu entendo que você está ficando responsável, David. Eu lembro o que foi durante a messa com a Borsetia War, todo mundo contra mim. Mas sentindo-se não é útil. 42:40 I'm just saying, if you ever need a listening ear... You think I feel ashamed? 42:46 Have you any idea what my family have gone through these past few weeks? No, but... No, didn't think so. 42:52 Do not compare our trauma with your incompetence, Martin. 42:58 Ask around and you'll find you're on very shaky ground. I know the village is behind us on this, but it doesn't mean I can't feel sympathy for the Snells. 43:08 I never implied that you didn't. 43:12 We're on a roll today. You are, I was just watching. All good experience though, George. And Neve's another regular. Well, repeat customer. It's good for you to get to know a range of tastes. That's half the battle, innit? Now you're getting it. You're obviously knowledgeable about cars and you've got a good instinct with sales. Mr. Gibson proved that. It's the backroom stuff we need to work on with you. Research. Matching owners with vehicles. Really getting a feel for their likes and dislikes. Personalised content, but in real life. 43:43 Exactly. 43:47 Now... 43:48 Do you need a lift home? Nah, I'm fine. My grandma's picking me up. I've got to help her out with some, well, not-so-heavy lifting at a committee meeting in the Bull tonight. That's my local. 43:59 Yeah, yeah, I know it. I was there last night. Good thing you don't need a lift, actually. Probably best that I don't show my face there for a bit. You got barred? No, I'm being dramatic. Just made a bit of a fool of myself with one of the bar staff. Fallon? George. A gentleman never tells. 44:21 Lindy, eu não pensei que ia ser tão rápido. 44:25 Oh, Robert. 44:27 Você está bem? Sim, foi Harrison supervising. 44:30 Oh, é um relief. 44:32 Sim, eu acho que ele tinha ido de sua maneira a fazer para que ele estava disponível. Oh, realmente? 44:36 Era um kind de mim? 44:37 Sim. 44:39 Eu estou orgulho de você, Lindy, de ter que vir aqui novamente depois da semana. 44:43 Você é algo de uma frequência flia, não é? 44:46 O jokes. Você... Você parece mais settled. 44:50 Bem, eu não sei se eu estou, mas a ansiedade está abatida, por agora, pelo menos. Eu estava muito mais feliz em saber que Monty vai ter um squirrel. 44:58 Bem, quando eles podem ter ele para ele, onde ele é. Eu tenho muito preocupado com ele sleeping. 45:04 Sim, essa toy continua a trabalhar miracles. 45:07 Eu ainda gostaria de ver. 45:08 Lindy. 45:08 Eu não posso, eu sempre conheço. 45:11 I asked Harrison about where he was being kenneled and he wouldn't tell me. 45:16 Well, that's understandable, isn't it? Think how many owners would want to liberate their pets. And I doubt most of them would have your manners. Robert! 45:26 Well, when I think who Monty might be sharing kennels with... 45:32 What was it that George said to you yesterday? 45:35 Oh, stay hopeful. Yes. 45:38 Maybe you should ring him later. I'm sure the Grundys would appreciate an update. Yes, and Khalil. Yes. I do hope he makes it up with Kira. I'd hate this situation to destroy anything else. 45:48 Well, I think that's tomorrow's problem. If it needs to be your problem at all. 45:52 Very well. 45:55 O que é isso? 46:25 Shall we get out of here? 46:31 I heard Lily's been a right dictator about the flour and produce Yeah, I just saw her And she persuaded me to be one of the judges Well, when I say persuaded, what I really mean is conscripted Lucky you Well, she is my niece at the end of the day And Linda didn't feel up to it, unfortunately Oh, well, fair enough, I guess Just bumped into her outside the shop Awkward. I'm not going mad, am I, George? I mean, the village understands why we've taken this action. 47:03 Of course. 47:04 Talk to any farmer around here and they'd back you all the way. But? 47:09 There ain't no winner in all this, David. You know that. 47:13 Don't I just? 47:14 So, who else are you judging with, then? Gentlemen. Oh, hey, Martin. Afternoon. Oh, evening now, surely, David. If you say so. Let me get you a drink, George Oh, no, cheers, Martin That's really good of you, but I'm not stopping Promised Amber a foot rub Might even treat her to both feet I've just treated myself to one of those foot spas Lovely bit of luxury to go with my new wheels Isn't that what you youngsters say? 47:40 Yeah, sometimes Well, fascinating as this is, I really need to get going No, David, stay Let me supply you with some refreshment No, thank you Cheers, is it? No, really Free point, David Mad to say no Thought you had some foot rubbing to do. 47:54 Oh, come on, David. I clearly caught you at a bad time earlier. You did not catch me at a... And I would like to apologise. Oh. 48:01 Oh, all right. That's very disindulter. 48:04 For the fact that you misunderstood my words. 48:06 Misunderstood? You know what, Martin? 48:09 I think I might stay for a quick one, actually. Good lad. Listen, listen. I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry if I hurt your feelings this morning. 48:18 I don't underestimate the emotional toll it must have taken on you and your family. And the Snells, of course. Please, accept my apology. 48:27 Yeah, well... All right, then. Marvellous. 48:31 Pint, George? Just a lime and soda, please. Right-o, David? 48:35 Oh, go on, then. If you insist, I'll have a pint of shots. 48:38 Is that a ceasefire, then? 48:40 Yes. Excellent. Can't have the judges squabbling when trying to reach the decision, can we? 48:46 I beg your pardon? 48:46 The Flower and Produce Show. What? 48:48 You mean you're judging it? 48:50 I am indeed. Your lovely niece was very keen on me being involved and it would give the event some gravitas. Priceless. Anyway, I'll go and order those drinks. 49:01 Oh, good luck, David. Yeah. 49:04 What could possibly go wrong? 49:14 This all looks very impressive, Fallon. Thanks, Elizabeth. I'm glad you like it. I just want to check, this is a draft. You're still open to change? 49:22 Oh, of course. Very much a draft. 49:25 Well, you've certainly hit the ground running. 49:28 Most of the regular event ideas and classes look fantastic. 49:32 And you've obviously taken on board Jessica's thoughts about the Education and Enrichment Programme. I just... 49:40 I have a bit of a concern about this idea for a winter craft fair. Oh? We'll only just have cleared up after Deck the Hall. 49:48 Yes, I know. I thought if we advertised the winter fair at Deck the Hall, there might be a bit of momentum, you know, for something at the quiet time. I see the two things coexisting, though Deck the Hall's the big one, of course. 50:01 Great. I see what you mean, particularly as you're thinking February. Give people an escape from the winter blues. Exactly. 50:09 We just need to make sure the fair in the crook barn has its own identity. 50:15 In fact, fair might not be the right pitch. You're on board with the concept, though? Generating footfall in one of our quietest periods. What's not to like? Great. 50:25 Talking of Deck the Hall, you know, we should really start putting together a programme of events for it in here. 50:33 It's all been a bit haphazard in the past. Is that alright? 50:36 Yeah, I've had a few thoughts. How about a Christmas upcycling workshop? And we'd still do all the decorations, kissing boughs and so on. Oh! 50:47 And I thought a Christmas treasure trail. Oh yeah, it sounds lovely. And it's nice to hear that you're not getting rid of all the old traditions. Why would I? 50:57 Christmas at Lower Locksley is so important around here. 51:00 We just need to give things an update. Well, I mean it, Fallon, it all sounds amazing. Well, that's what you're paying me for. And the amount of work you've been putting in is incredible. I mean, how are you finding the time? 51:11 Well, to be honest, I'm finding myself with too much time at the moment. Oh, Fallon, I didn't think... Oh, fine, Elizabeth. Really. 51:20 Yeah, I'm so grateful to you. 51:22 This job has given me the focus I've needed. Well, as long as you're not doing more than we pay you for. 51:29 I'm thinking about your well-being. 51:38 All right, all right, heard you the first time. 51:43 Oh, it's you. 51:45 Nice to see you too, Khalil. 51:47 Why are you here? 51:48 George mainly, believe it or not, keeps going on. You've just got to have it out with him, Kira. Messaging's not doing anything, and he's right. 51:56 Are you coming in then? 51:59 Suppose. Seriously, though, it must be nearly a week. 52:06 So? 52:07 Eu falo com muita gente esse ano. Não meu problema. 52:09 Olha, Henry quer uns nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos 52:38 nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos E eu tenho mesmo feito o seu favorito, o chocolate chocolate. 52:42 Bem, não vai funcionar. O que? 52:44 Eu sou vegana. 52:47 Desculpe-me, o que você quer dizer que você é vegana? 52:50 Desde quando? Não sei. 52:51 Não sei. Não sei o Spider-Man, nós temos certeza que vamos ter uma conversa séria. 52:58 There's definitely an opportunity for a chamber music programme to run in here. Sounds great. We could mix it up a bit as well. Get that concert pianist in from Phelpsham doing some Debussy one week, a jazz quartet the next, Radio Borsuch are introducing after that. Yeah, a real range. 53:14 Yeah. 53:15 Eu vou te dizer o que, eu queria que eu tinha uma oportunidade como esse 20 anos atrás. Talvez eu ainda possa cantar bem. Ah, aí você está, Mum. 53:22 Oh, desculpe, Fallon. Oh, não se preocupe. O que é, Lily? Uh, goodies. From Grey Gables. Ian's mini Tarteau Citron. Four of them. 53:32 Fabulous, thank you. Lily, can you remember, did Ross do anything other than those painting workshops in here? I mean, it was a gallery, Mum. 53:43 I was saying that we should get some live music in here. 53:46 Yeah, that's a great idea. Why don't you run through the pitch with Lily Fallon? I'm sure she'd be interested. I do. Yeah, sure. Okay. Great. Right, let me take these over to Vince. Thanks, Lily. They'll make his day. Okay. And well done again, Fallon. Oh, thanks. 54:01 How's things, Lily? Dare I mention the flour and produce? 54:05 No. I think I've been a bit OTT about it. 54:09 Well, it is a big deal. 54:11 But if I can't get Uncle David and Martin Gibson to stop bickering, then this whole thing's going to be very embarrassing. 54:18 For them, I hope. E, um, eu espero que eu não me engança você no Tuesday. O quê? Eu me engança com você com a random. 54:28 Oh, foi bem, Fallon. 54:30 Você desapareceu. 54:31 Não, eu só me engança a noite. Oh, depois você me engança, algo aconteceu. 54:36 Oh? Lily, eu tenho uma confissão para fazer. There you go. Obrigado. 54:47 Sorry I was so off earlier. 54:49 I just got back from Ambridge Hall. 54:51 Linda and Robert went to the police station yesterday to drop off some stuff for Monty. 54:55 How were they? 54:56 They were pretty cut up. 54:58 And how are you? 55:01 Not much better. 55:03 That's understandable though, isn't it? As far as I'm concerned, you've got every right to feel... however you need to feel. 55:12 Thanks. You're still not forgiven though. 55:15 That's okay. Isso significa que eu posso dizer o verdadeiro. Não messing. 55:24 Isso... O que é vegano? É ridículo. Você não tem que estar em poder. Pensar quantos Bridge Farm ice-creams você vai a mês. 55:31 Tem veganas alternativas. 55:33 E isso é só a treat. Você tem que comer, Khalil. Há você pensado sobre isso? Porque isso é como Mia faz isso. 55:40 Eu pensava que você seria mais supportive. Mia's sort of family, isn't she? And you're constantly going on about the planet since you started your rewilding volunteering. 55:49 And all those reasons are why I don't think it's the right thing for you. Knowing Mia so well, I've seen veganism done properly. She takes food supplements too, really knows about it. 55:59 Right. 56:00 Look, I've grown up a farmer's daughter. It's possible to care about the planet and still enjoy meat. 56:06 Yeah, well that's the problem, isn't it? You're a farmer. 56:10 What? 56:10 I've been thinking a lot about this, and... We can hardly call farming a noble profession, can you? 56:16 Khalil, I don't know what you're on for. 56:18 It's all high intensity now. And the conditions you keep the animals in... Stop right there. 56:22 You've seen how we keep the Texels. How Henry's family work at Bridge Farm. Your dad's part of it. 56:27 And he's always complaining. 56:28 My point is, you're going to let some influencer win over the evidence of your own eyes. Oh, come on, Khalil. You're better than this. 56:39 I'm not vegan, am I? 56:40 No, you're not. 56:43 Those brownies did look nice. 56:45 She's still on offer. 56:47 What's really going on? Please. I want to help. 56:54 I didn't know where to put myself. It was awful. 56:58 You couldn't get out of there fast enough. 56:59 Oh, Fallon. 57:00 Are you sure you were okay with it? 57:03 Of course. It's obvious he wasn't feeling it with me. I should have been on to it when he bought you that drink. 57:08 Well, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who missed that. 57:11 And you weren't tempted, even for a second? No. 57:16 I mean, there must be, what, a 15-year age gap, for starters. I'm not ready, anyway. 57:25 Right. It's all far too soon. 57:29 Harrison and I are still living together, for goodness sake. 57:33 This weird no space between marriage and not. 57:39 It's not like I'm never going to date again, but that's all so far away. 57:45 Sorry, you're really seeing all sides of me this week. 57:48 Oh, it's fine. Totally understandable. 57:52 And I was saying to your mum, I've got this place now. I mean, that could be better than any relationship. Certainly more fulfilling. 58:01 You felt unfulfilled with Harrison? 58:03 Oh, no, no. Um, maybe a bit directionless. 58:09 Well, I'm glad you found a place here. 58:15 You know, I'm still figuring out if I should tell Harrison. 58:19 About what? Conrad. 58:22 Do you need to tell him anything? Well, I don't know. 58:25 Almost feels automatic somehow. I know it shouldn't. 58:30 Would he tell you? 58:33 Não é algo que eu tenho a impressão que todos nós estamos pensando agora. Não, não é algo casual. Eu não sei, não é? Não é? Não é? Não é? Não é? Não é? Quando nós temos apenas acabado, você sabe o que eu quero dizer? Você foi juntos por tanto tempo. Sim, exatamente. Não é? Não é? Não. Você quer uma bebida? 58:57 Claro. Depois que você tem topado. 59:02 I'm not up for talking. 59:03 No, you're not getting out of this. You've been all over the place since I got here. 59:09 I've bribed you with brownies. It's your turn. 59:13 Fine. I suppose I am just all over the place. I'm trying to support the Snells as much as I can. 59:22 It's a lot, though, when you see some of the criticism online. 59:26 Yeah. 59:27 Mum's told me to stay out of the comment sections, and she's right. It'll only make things worse, but it's facing the reality as well. 59:36 I went round earlier. 59:37 You said. 59:38 They both look old. 59:41 Trauma does that to you. Could you help them? 59:44 I don't know. I think it's something they'd rather do alone. 59:48 I mean, maybe if there's stuff they're struggling to get rid of, I'll offer to take it. I might want a dog of my own one day. 59:55 I did. 59:56 Then you saw the photos of those sheep. 59:58 Yeah. 59:58 Yeah. 60:02 I'm really sorry. 60:05 I never wanted that to come between us. 60:08 It's my fault as well. 60:11 I've been lashing out at the wrong person. 60:13 Yeah, well, maybe lashing out isn't the best plan anyway. 60:18 Maybe. 60:19 And, yeah, I know, I should take my own advice. 60:23 It just felt a bit hypocritical. You've been telling me for months how George sometimes just dives into your issues without respecting your feelings. 60:32 É isso aí, gente. 60:57 I didn't even want to break your trust anyway. It's Nana who told you, Mum. 61:01 Because you told her. 61:02 Because I share things with my family. After I got in a mess at New Year, that's what got me through. 61:08 Yeah, but there's so much of my life that Mum and Dad need to be involved in. 61:13 I don't mind worrying them unnecessarily. 61:15 But wasn't this necessary? They care or kill you. 61:19 I know. 61:22 And I know you do as well. 61:25 Eu estou feliz de ter amigos que estão aqui. Nós ainda somos amigos? Sim. 61:35 Claro que nós somos. Quer tartar sauce, Jorge? Um minuto, Amber. Ok. 61:49 Oh, is that from the chippy? Yep. Oh, mint. And yeah to the tartar sauce, thanks. 61:53 Oh, I was hoping you were going to say no. I could eat both our portions. 61:57 You and your cravings. 61:59 Didn't you get extra? 62:00 Nope, I should have done. 62:02 What are we celebrating? 62:03 Well, Poppy's at a mate's and Will's over at Little Grange for a curry, so I thought we'd celebrate your first week at the family firm. 62:10 Plenty to celebrate, if I do say so myself. You want a drink? 62:13 Oh, yes, please. 62:15 Oh. 62:16 O que Grammar puts in this, I'd love to know. 62:18 It's elderflower mainly, George. You're right, though. It is like nectar. 62:24 Yep. 62:25 So, have you made that second sale yet? 62:28 First sale. 62:29 I'm counting Martin, even if Conrad isn't. 62:32 Fair enough, mas não, eu não parto da sales team oficialmente, então não commission from me. Oh, que é um shame. Não complain, não. O seu pai tem me um bom trabalho, mesmo se é dinheiro em casa. Plus, a sick pay from Esme. 62:46 E você não come home stinking. 62:48 Oh, eu não tinha visto. 62:49 Bem, você não. 62:50 Isso faz você wonder, não é? Eu vejo com Conrad e o seu nice suit e flash car, e aqui eu estou sweating blood para ficar em casa. Para o quê? 63:04 Come on, Holly. 63:06 Excuse me. 63:09 Khalil, what are you playing at? 63:12 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, Kira. 63:14 If I didn't know you better, I'd have you down as a stalker. 63:17 No, no, no, don't think that. I'm really sorry, I'm being, what's the word? 63:22 Weird. 63:23 No, incognito. 63:24 Same thing, innit? 63:25 No, it's so I can surprise trespassers. 63:27 What? 63:28 Where's the path in this field? 63:30 There ain't a path. 63:31 Exactly, so you shouldn't be walking Holly here. 63:33 But it's our land. Well, Oliver's. Is it? Yeah. All this is Grange Farmland, down to this field boundary here. 63:41 No, that's not what it says on my phone. Yeah, isn't this Red House Farm? 63:46 Oh, Khalil. My great-grandpa used to take us out in his trap here all the time. I grew up playing in these hedgerows. 63:53 Right. Fair enough. 63:58 Either way, you shouldn't be lying in wait, ready for randoms. You're going to get arrested. 64:03 It's your sheep I'm trying to protect. 64:05 Oh, right. 64:07 Yeah, that's why I'm here. On land adjacent to Grange Farm. On Grange Farm, whatever. I want to make sure the Texels are all right. 64:14 Well, Holly ain't going to attack our sheep, is she? 64:18 No. 64:20 I guess not. 64:22 I get it. 64:24 This is the veganism all over again, innit? 64:27 You're trying to make up for the dog attack. 64:30 Yeah, maybe. 64:32 Do you want another chat? 64:34 Yeah, go on then. 64:35 Come with us. And try not to scare Holly any more than you already have. Good girl. 64:45 I'm not sure this do-nothing strategy is really playing in our favour, Robert. With Diane's post? No, perhaps not. 64:52 So we need to come up with a response? Online, that's risky. 64:57 But you're right, maybe it's time. We mustn't go on the offensive. What's your grand plan, then? 65:03 Something vague? Personal crisis? Personal crisis? 65:08 Se eles não pensam que são senão de ler o posto, eles provavelmente vão chegar a sua conclusão. 65:13 É neutral, é inoffensive e, crucificamente, nós não estamos dizendo a lei. Vamos lá, vamos lá. Vamos lá. 65:24 Ah, eu nunca geto de nosso jardim. Não, não me. 65:29 All os astros e chrysanthemums. 65:32 Sinto aqui. 65:33 O que é? O que é? O que é? O que é? O que é? 66:00 It can't be. It's the first ball I threw for Monty. 66:05 Really? Surely Monty would have chewed through that years ago. Well, those are his teeth marks, aren't they? I suppose they must be. 66:12 No, I'm not going to forget that date. My birthday. I know that, Lindy. But it's more than that, isn't it? It's the day we met Monty at the rescue centre. We took him on a walk, remember? Yes, to get to know him. Exactly. And on that walk, I threw him a ball. This ball here. Oh, Lord. 66:30 Quando we got back afterwards, I inscribed the date on it so we'd always have a memento. I suppose I intended a story to waive the safekeeping. 66:38 Monty had other ideas. Of course. 66:41 The thought was there, though. Something physical to remember that life-changing day. 66:46 And we didn't even realise then just how life-changing Monty would be. No. 66:52 Oh, who's this? 66:54 Withheld number. It might be the police. I know. I'm almost too nervous to answer. Give it to me. 67:01 Linda Snell's phone. 67:05 There's loads of signs up. See? Now we're on a footpath. 67:10 Yeah. 67:10 We've got them all over. Especially around the sheep. 67:14 Livestock in fields. No dogs without a lead. Nice and clear. 67:18 Dad says it's the same up at Home Farm. 67:21 Good. 67:21 People are taking this seriously. It's their livestock after all. 67:26 There ain't no call for masked vigilantes. 67:29 Stop it. 67:31 This isn't your fight, Khalil. You ain't got nothing to make up for. You know that, right? 67:38 I think so. 67:40 I know. You're still feeling it. I get it. 67:44 I'm just glad it were me who found you prowling round here. 67:47 I followed you. 67:48 Yeah, I'm going to draw a line under that. Definitely not telling Nana about this one. 67:53 Khalil? 67:55 Can you see that? What? Through the gate. 67:58 The next field. 68:00 I think it's... 68:02 I can't really see Someone with their dog Yeah, I can see them too Well, they definitely don't own the land That's back towards the village Further onto your patch Wait a second Let me just zoom in on them Who is that? 68:19 That's Ruby, I think Which means that must be Justin You ain't going to do anything stupid, Khalil I'm not going to confront him, no I've got a much better idea 68:32 Come on. Got you. 68:39 George, o que você disse antes de deixar o farming... 68:43 Eu nunca disse isso, did I? 68:44 O que foi, tipo, implido. 68:46 Foi? 68:47 Sim. 68:48 I was just saying, it's working out at the dealership. The work's easy and the pay's more than decent. When I compare that to what it's like at Meadow Farm, I've had moments when I wonder why I keep going. I mean, look at my wrist. 69:02 I know, George, but your wrist was just bad luck. It doesn't mean you need to abandon all your dreams. 69:07 Is this about your parents? 69:08 No, it's not. 69:11 Really. 69:11 All right. 69:12 It's just, farming's always been a part of you, hasn't it? I'm in love with George the farmer, handling those bales. More than that, your passion for it. I don't want you to lose that. 69:25 Look, there's no offer of anything permanent at Gordon's anyway. 69:28 I know. Honestly, I weren't being serious. Can you imagine what great-grandpa would be saying if I gave up farming? He'd probably send Bartleby back to haunt me. 69:40 Eu acho que eu vou olhar para os pais, a casa, a empresa. Isso pode ser nós um dia, se nós quisermos. 69:47 Eu espero que você esteja. 69:48 Não você quer que seja sucesso? Eu não quero usar eles como parentes role modelos, ou role modelos full stop. Ou seja, para a empresa success. 70:01 Se success significa turning into my parents, I'm very happy as we are. 70:05 We're all going to turn into our parents one day, Amber. And you can't deny you've got your dad's ambition and your mum's creativity. All those picture books you told me about. 70:15 I suppose. 70:17 Hey, when did you become their number one fan? 70:20 I'm not. I'm just understanding their world a bit more, that's all. 70:24 Okay. 70:25 And I am happy that you've taken it on. You've done so well. I don't want you thinking any different. 70:31 All the same, I'm still looking forward to you getting back in the yard with Esme, where you belong. 70:37 Even the smell? 70:38 Even the smell. 70:42 It's the only way, Carol. 70:43 Upload into village socials, though. 70:46 Name and shame. It's the only way these people listen. 70:49 Trust me, as someone who knows, social media spats do nothing except raise your anxiety. You've seen what's been happening to the Snells all week. And you've been a bit hypocritical. 71:01 Os dois situações são completamente diferentes. O Robert e Linda são vítimas. O que se Bruby fosse o Texel? 71:07 O que se fosse o Texel que Monty estava savagado? Quem você iria apoiar então? Nada disso é racional, Khalil. Você vê que isso? Você vai realmente fazer algo que você regrette? 71:19 Há lá. Postado. 71:25 Some idiots believe they're above the law. Money doesn't buy you right of way. Maybe local business leaders should set a better example. Yeah? 71:33 Good, isn't it? 71:34 Oh, Khalil. 71:39 Here we go, Lindy. 71:41 Oh, thank you, Robert. Thank you. 71:44 I still can't take it in. 71:45 A home for Monty. Yes, and a nice owner, by the sound of things. Perfect. A retired police dog handler. Exactly the right balance between care and discipline. What a stroke of luck that he was a kennel's volunteer. Well, it was kind of Harrison to let us know. I'm sure he wouldn't have done that normally. 72:01 Well, that's Harrison, above and beyond. 72:05 Oh, speaking of Harrison Oh, what does it say? He's forwarded us a response to my letter It's on the Ambridge Hall email Oh, I'm on it Just a second Do you want to read it? 72:19 No, no, Robert, you do it Dear Linda and Robert I hope this finds you well Sergeant Burns assures me that this letter will reach you so I hope he lives up to his promise He seems a decent lad Even if he is from the wrong side of the Pennines. 72:38 Anyway, I was writing to say how extremely touched I was to receive your letter and card. I want you to know that, considering the change of environment, Monty has adapted well to life in kennels and is very popular with everyone. I'm honoured to say he chose me as a favourite early on, so it's a delight to be taking him home. Not forgetting Squirrel, of course. Oh, Robert... We have to go through a few formalities, but basically the deal's done. I hope this comes as a relief to you. 73:09 You were very clearly exemplary and caring owners, and I'm deeply sorry that events have unfolded the way that they have. 73:21 With all my best wishes... 73:24 I can hardly believe it. It's lovely, isn't it? 73:27 So lovely. 73:28 Lindy. No, Robert, no, no. Don't worry. These are tears of joy. Monty's off on new adventures of his own. It's as if he's been rescued all over again. Yes. And we'll always have his tennis ball to remember him by. 73:44 Ah, you're not drinking your wine. Nor are you. Well, then, the least we can do is a toast. Give the old boy a proper send-off. Quite right. 73:55 To Monty. Our dear, dear friend. 74:25 E aí 74:53 Brian Brendan Wright, known as The Milkman, was the UK's biggest cocaine trafficker in the 1990s. 74:59 There weren't many groups in the UK that could access direct into the Colombian market. 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