Abbott and Costello: The Official Podcast of Abbott and Costello’s Old Time Radio Shows

Lou got a job in a burlesque show. They talk about marriage. Today is both Bud's and Lou's birthday. Bud invites Lou to his birthday party. Matty Malneck talks and reads script wrong. Then Veola Von enters and they talk about their date. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud's going on a vacation to New Jersey without Lou. Lou is going to Honolulu. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike's new house. Then they talk about Joe Lewis being retired. Bud says Susan Miller won't talk to Lou. Veola plays a lady from the south called Miss TweedleFaddle. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou being at Susan Miller's house. They decide to get a job in a drugstore. Bud is the assistant manager. Lou waits on several customers. Veola kisses Lou over and over again. Lou tries to sell an alarm clock. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is waving at his new girl. Bud says she is ugly. Lou went to a game show and now Lou tries to hypnotize Buds nephew. Veola is revealed as Abbott and Costello's new secretary. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about their movie Mexican Hayride. They say Saint Patrick's day has been gone for a week. Talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has collected for the Red Cross and built a TV. The men discuss sailing and girls. Lou wrote a song and wants to sing. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes in singing and banging something. Lou had a birthday party for Aunt May last night. Bud says tomorrow is April Fools day. Bud wants Sam to help capture Ingrid the international spy. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou tells Bud he spent the afternoon at the movies - sat through the same one 15 times because he couldn't remember where he had come in. Lou"s nephew Norman shows up for some jokes. Lou tries to convince Veola to marry him. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks like he is Irish because it's Saint Patrick's day. They talk about presents they gave on St. Patrick's day. Lou was on a quiz show. They talk about going to a dog show. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud implores Lou to get married but Lou isn't interested. Lou tells the story of how his Uncle Mike proposed to his Aunt May 20 years ago. 15 children later, Uncle Mike is contemplating moving out of the house but Lou knows he'll never go through with it. Bud and Lou reminisce about all the different jobs Uncle MIke has had over the years. Later, Lou and Veola rehearse lines from their new movie. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes in singing. Lou has his Christmas shopping list. Abbott and Costello talk about Christmas gifts and the spirit of Christmas. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud needs $10,000 for Christmas. Veloa Vonn won't go out with Lou. The boys go to a department store to do Christmas shopping for the cast. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou discuss the string of women Lou has dated, from the one who worked as a bubble girl to his current paramour, who works at a laundromat. A Frenchman interrupts the guys and presents Lou with a medal for not making the people of France have to hear his show as it's not broadcast Internationally. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud talks about Lou getting married. Bud thinks Lou should get married....but to whom? To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou had to take Uncle Mike to the rest home. Lou had a date with Veola Von. Bud wants to borrow money from Lou. Lou was a honor student. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou's family. They have been making a living on the radio for the last 10 years. Bud says Lou should invest his money. Lou tries to get a data with Veola. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was visiting movie stars homes. AC say tomorrow is New Years Eve. They say 1949 is only a couple of days off. AC talk about what to do on New Years Eve. Bud flubs the line multiple times. AC talk about resolutions and were to spend New Years Eve. AC do Sam Shovel. The Murder At The Radio Quiz Show or I've Got A Body In The Balcony Doctor. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou talk about boxing. Lou wants to be married. Bud tells Lou stories of his family and then Veloa joins in the fun. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is excited because Susan is moving upstairs from him. They do a board/bored routine. Abbott maintains that Costello is stupid. They discuss the revised script for their new movie with Lauren Bacall. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May who have adopted a "baby" grown man. Uncle Mike is looking for a job. Lou talks about the book where he records all his dates and gets into a fight with the boyfriend of Zelda Zanzibar. Lou has invented Pedestrian Pants to trap hit and run drivers. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou talk about Uncle Mike. Bud invites Lou for dinner. Veola accuses Lou of being cheap around Christmas time. Bud gets in trouble for fooling around with the sound effects. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AC talk about Lou's date. They talk about Lou being in the hospital. Lou buys his Uncle Mike a television. Lou says baseball season is over. They say California is the only state that has daylight savings time. AC talk about Lou's brother Pat. AC do Sam Shovel. The Case Of The Russian Diplomat Who Took The 6 PM Boat Back To Russia or Red Sails In The Sunset. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. Bud gets lost in the script. Lou gets lost as well. They find their place and the talk moves onto football. Wrong Rumba. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was helping his Uncle in his butcher shop. He and Bud talk about girls. The they and Marilyn talk about their favorite British radio programs. It sounds like Marilyn kisses Lou. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou going out with women other then Marilyn Williams.. Lou has a job with an orchestra. Bud says Marilyn is from England. AC talk about new picture where Lou plays a plunger. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has invented a new device that's part hairbrush, part ping pong paddle, for balding men who need exercise. Lou discusses his new girlfriend and Abbott tries to persuade Lou to stop chasing girls and get married. Abbott tells the story of how he met his wife...when she saved him from drowning. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about football, Uncle Mike and Aunt May and thanksgiving dinner. They say Thanksgiving day is almost over. Lou talks to Veola Vonn about dating and marriage. Lou writes a play for Thanksgiving and they perform it. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud nags Lou about the state of his car and his lack of driving skills. Lou has a history of running over people, including the Mayor, because his windsheild is covered in safety stickers. Lou claims to also work as a skywriter and a star pilot. Susan has broken off her engagement with Lou but he's trying to win her back. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou got a black eye from a date. Lou's running for dog catcher. Lou is becoming an artist. Susan is mad at Lou since he went out with another girl. Bud wants some new ideas for the show. Benny Rubin has an idea to let the audience participate. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou wants to sing a duet with Susan. Abbott and Costello talk about where they are going on their vacation. Lou asks for some aspirin. Bud won't get any for him; Matty won't; The cast won't either. A kid in the audience says he will. It breaks up the audience. Then The boys go to a travel bureau. They take a boat trip where they are left on an island. They run into cannibals. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has got another traffic ticket. Lou borrowed Bud's car and accidentally ruined it. Bud's house burned down. Someone has kidnapped Bud's wife. They will pay Bud to take her back. The Legion wants Lou to join them. It turns out to be the Foreign Legion. They are in the desert. They are looking for a camel to escape. They make a joke about Camels carrying them for 5 years. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou can't sleep at night. Bud and Lou talk about universal military training. Bud tells Lou to propose to Susan but Lou needs money. Susan wants a lifeguard for a husband. Lou decides to learn to be a lifeguard. He takes swimming lessons from a lady named Olive and is able to land a job as a lifeguard. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is happy since he is in love. Lou is thinking of getting married. He has spring fever. Lou's girl has a date tonight with Lon Chaney. Lou talks tough and Lon Chaney enters. Lon warns Lou to stay away from his girl. Lou goes over to his girls' house and Lon arrives. Lou pretends he is Bud's girlfriend. Lou as Lulu dances with Lon. Plug for AC kids show, prizes over $20,000. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. They plug their latest picture The Noose Hangs High. Bud tells Lou he needs to diet and exercise. Lou gets a telegram from Uncle Tom. He invites Lou to his ranch. So they go looking for the ranch. Eventually they find the ranch. Lou's Uncle wants Lou to work on the range in the kitchen. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou brings a dog, Hector, to the studio. They decide to auction the dog off. Bud tells Lou to up the bidding. The dog is sleeping with Abbott and Costello in the bedroom. They find a lost dog ad and return the dog to the pet shop. Lou wants to keep the dog. Lou agrees to work in the pet shop to buy the dog. Lou takes Hector to a dog show. Lou wins as a dog. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and about marriage. Lou wants to do murder mysteries instead of telling jokes. Bud does not like the idea. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud has had a cold. Spring is officially here. Lou is going steady with Sylvia Specticals. They talk about Frank Nelson coming on the show. AC talk about hunting. Professor Melonhead helps Lou with his posture. Bud wants Frank Nelson to teach Lou how to get women. A director wants Lou to be a stunt man for Mr Nelson. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes back from a party. Lou has come back from a wedding. Susan invites Lou to her party. Bud and Lou talk about opening a marriage bureau. They do and they try to get Bud's older sister married. They try to get some business. Lou drives the customer away. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks about a party he was at for St. Patrick's day. Lou insults Mrs Abbott. Lou talks to Susan about perfume. Lou wants to borrow Bud's car but he does not have a license. They go to get Lou a license. He gets in the car to take a test. He gets a ticket. Lou ends up in jail and is sentenced to death. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was at the racetrack. He was out last night with Susan Miller. A man enters who tries to sell Lou all kinds of stuff. Lou says he must have made a mistake on his income tax last month. Bud wants Lou to get a job. Bud tries to get Lou a job as a babysitter. Bud winds up doing the babysitting for a pretty girl. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has a cold. Bud thinks something is wrong with Lou. Lou insults Mrs Abbott. She gives Lou some pills to take. They are moth balls. Bud says Lou does not know how to handle women. Bud says Lou needs more vitamins. Bud takes Lou to a psychiatrist. Bud takes Lou to a rest home. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou's Uncle Mike is running for Mayor of North Hollywood. They talk about Uncle Mikes political career. Lou gives Susan a present. She gives Lou a kiss. Bud gives Lou advice on how to propose to a girl. Lou wants to be a T­Man. Abbott and Costello go to the Blue Goose Cafe. Lou tries to pick up a lady. Lou gets in a card game. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about their relatives. Then they remember they only have a few more days to file income tax. They talk taxes with an income tax accountant. Lou does not have to pay income tax if he makes no more money. Mrs Abbott gives Lou $20 and now he has $20 to much. Matty Malneck gives Lou $20. Lou buys raffle tickets. Lou wins $3000 in the raffle. He tries to give the money away but he ends up with more money. He now has $45000. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is going to Washington. Susan invites Lou to dinner at her house. Mrs Abbott sounds like Elvia Alman for the first time on ABC. Lou gets a telegram from an Uncle in France. He wants Lou to help France with their money problems. The boys go to France. They go to a cafe. In the French cafe is someone doing the Who's on first routine in French. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks about Aunt May and Uncle Mike. Lou and Susan had a date last night. Susan's father does not approve of Lou. They talk about June weddings. Abott and Costello get a report on their ratings. They say 12 million people listen to their show. They decide to take their own radio poll. They say there are 400 listeners in the audience. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices